It's Friday. Sex?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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