I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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