So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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