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I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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