My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I understand Curling. That high.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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