C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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