I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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