he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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