Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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