There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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