Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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