yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Alive.
So much puke
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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