There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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