so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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