dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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