awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
only you would photoshop your dick
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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