I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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