you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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