i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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