He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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