ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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