i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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