Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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