Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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