I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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