My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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