Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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