remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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