i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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