Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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