The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i love accidental penises.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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