4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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