ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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