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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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