i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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