I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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