BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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