my room smells like sperm. sweet.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Drunk is not a location!
Randomize