im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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