For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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