His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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