God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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