??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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