i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I want a musical about memes.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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