Sry I called you an 8
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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