Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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