im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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