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Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.

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I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it

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Yeah...you probably will...

(248): View more from Michigan

well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.

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(248): Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me. (248): I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it (734): Yeah...you probably will... (248): well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year. http://tfl.nu/3k5k

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(248): View more from Michigan

You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

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(248): You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee http://tfl.nu/or77

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(513): View more from Ohio

I hate bills.

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Like ones you have to pay or people named William?

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(513): I hate bills. (479): Like ones you have to pay or people named William? http://tfl.nu/wp4z

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(734): View more from Michigan

Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.

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(734): Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid. http://tfl.nu/qckj

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(305): View more from Florida

I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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(305): I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind. http://tfl.nu/8l0m

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(209): View more from California

His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.

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(209): His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it. http://tfl.nu/5398

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(314): View more from Missouri

i don't want you to think of me as your TA

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(314): i don't want you to think of me as your TA http://tfl.nu/7pvf

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(519): View more from Ontario

He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.

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HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES

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(519): He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid. (604): HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES http://tfl.nu/zs3p

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.

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(617): He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all. http://tfl.nu/5q9i

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.

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(203): I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed. http://tfl.nu/np6x

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(270): View more from Kentucky

So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing

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(270): So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing http://tfl.nu/i92f

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(907): View more from Alaska

It's a journey

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And the destination is his penis?

(907): View more from Alaska

Precisely.

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(907): It's a journey (1-907): And the destination is his penis? (907): Precisely. http://tfl.nu/ln5a

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?

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(505): Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake? http://tfl.nu/87n8

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(775): View more from Nevada

I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"

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(775): I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!" http://tfl.nu/k6tw

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(254): View more from Texas

We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.

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(254): We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans. http://tfl.nu/t9r6

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