The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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