This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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